Lmao--like the title? It actually makes sense. Lunch and 7th period were actually very interesting today! Be warned-some of the things my friends and I discuss may sound extremely strange...and this guy doesn't "like" me or anything, by the way...that's just how my friends are! Plus, he's got a girlfriend, lol
Seriously. This was one of the funniest fucking things ever. I was talking to one of my guy friends (he's the king of random comments) during lunch, and all of the sudden he said something (this isn't exactly what he said, but it's the same message) like "you know, your boobs are perfect for your body type", and I looked at him funny and covered myself. Then he was like "what bra size do you wear? D?". LMFAO. Not even close. It amused me. So I shook my head (still covering myself, but laughing now) "a C?" I shook my head. Then he looked at my friend Robin and said "what bra size do you think she is?" and Robin looked at the ceiling and said "I don't know! I'm not looking at her boobs!!" Then my friend Brittany glanced at me and said "an A or a B?" and I nodded (yeah, I'm a B. I don't care if anyone knows, lol...not a big deal). Then he looked at me and said "there's NO WAY you're a B!! I'm going to debate this!" so yeah, I know there were some other details I've left out, but I can't remember them at the moment...that was really freakin funny tho! :P
Okay. That was the funniest part. Awhile before that, this guy had taken out his cellphone to check what time it was, and when he was looking at it, I took it out of his hand and put it in my pocket, and he just stood there looking at his open hand (where his cellphone had been) for a few seconds, then said "you can hold that for lunch, but you can't keep it over the weekend...normally I wouldn't care, but I have to call some of my friends long distance this weekend..." so I said I'd give it back to him later. Then lunch ended, and we both forgot I had his cellphone (oops!). So I went to my 7th period class, and when I sat down I felt his phone in my pocket and thought "oh shit! he's gonna kill me!" because I wasn't going to see him for the rest of the day. So I was in class for about 5 minutes, and then I practically jumped out of my seat because his cellphone was on vibrate and someone called Scared the shit out of me, lol We're not allowed to have cellphones in school, and if a teacher even sees a cellphone, they take it away from us. So I just took the cellphone out of my pocket and looked to see who was calling from under the table (this class has four big tables that everyone sits at instead of desks), and it said "Jeff" with a number (and no, this guy's name isn't Jeff). I couldn't answer it, and even if I could, I wouldn't have....I figured that would be an invasion of privacy, and even though I thought it was this guy calling because he'd realized I still had his cellphone, I wouldn't have answered it if I could...it would be kind of odd to have someone call and a girl's voice answer instead of his....:P
During class, "Jeff" called 3 more times and one time it was the school payphone (so I knew it was my friend who was calling), but there was nothing I could do about it. My friends and I tried to think of how I could get the phone back to him, but we couldn't think of anything. I would have asked to go to the bathroom, but unfortunately, this class is the only room in the entire school with a bathroom built into it (child development...one half of the classroom is for preschool, so it has bathrooms), so if I answered or returned a call from in there, everyone would hear me. So that wasn't going to work. Then I started thinking about trying to get it to him after class (by the way, this guy didn't know the class I was in), but that wouldn't work either. He's a senior, and he has a car. I'm a sophomore, and I ride the bus. The seniors park in the senior parking lot, and the buses park on the complete opposite side of the school. So for the rest of class, I was sitting there saying "he's gonna kill me" and "I feel so horrible!" since he'd said that he really needed his phone this weekend...I said this so many times that my friends kept telling me to shut up, lol
So class ended, and I went out into the hallway, and I didn't see him, so I felt even worse. I started walking to my locker, and I finally saw him (actually, he was standing there, looking for me, lol). I handed him his cellphone and I was just like "I'm sorry!! I forgot!!!" and I wouldn't shut up cuz I felt so bad, so he laughed and gave me a hug, lol. Then we were walking and he said "yeah, I was just thinking 'shit shit shit!' because it would have sucked if my girlfriend called and another girl answered my phone...and we were just talking about loyalty last night!!" lol So I told him I wouldn't have answered it anyways, and we laughed about it, and it was fun.
Yeah. All of the above was the most exciting part of my day, lol. Well, except for maybe the part when this other guy who everyone (including me) thought liked me turned around and asked my friend out! lol! That made me feel a lot better (and made me laugh)....he's one of my other guy friends, and I only like him as a friend, so I was kind of scared that he was going to ask me out...yeah, it was a big complicated thing. The funny part is that the friend of mine that he asked out was one of the people that thought he liked me! haha! So it was a big shock for her, too (and she turned him down, because she feels the same way about him as I do)
So my day was actually pretty interesting...but I'm glad the weekend is here!
posted by: zkvndjl dvmbgquha (reply)
post date: 08.26.06 (8:44 pm)
Denis Leary "Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces"
"I'm gonna open up my own place. Open my own restaurant and get away from you people. I'm gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins. None of that pussy shit. Just a big wide open black space. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there, naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire, and no men's room either. You have to piss, you mark your territory like a wolf! And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire! More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!"
